Click Monkeys!! Increase Web Site Traffic!! Increase Click Through!! - " Click Monkeys!!™ is a Ukrainian company and the giant tanker ship click farm we have stationed just outside U.S. waters off the coast of San Francisco is registered at a Ukrainian berth so we're not subject to any U.S. laws!" Click Monkeys!!™ employs a state of the art line of site net access system. We own a light house near San Jose with the equivalent of five T-3 lines worth of bandwidth running to it. The light house is equipped with two dozen microwave transmitters that are pointed at the H.M.S. Click Monkey. The transmitters are kept on target using a GPS system that is centered exactly on the on board transmitter.Even if the Click Monkey were to drift by 3 miles from her stationary position in the roughest weather, our monkeys can still keep clicking on your site!
Over 20,000 Click Monkeys!!™ live and work aboard our click farm. They work in shifts of 5,000 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year!! Each monkey is able to access 12 pages per minute which gives us incredible traffic potential, just look at this math: 1 monkey x 1 hour = 720 page views/clicks 1 monkey x 1 day = 17,280 page views/clicks 5,000 monkeys x 1 day 86,400,000 page views/clicks!!!! Each monkey has 3 computers going at once, and every computer in our farm is set to cycle through accounts on dozens of different ISPs like AOL, Earthlink, PacBell, Verizon and FibbleNet. Our traffic never looks like a bot because it isn't! We guarantee thousands of different IP address generating page views and clicking on your banners!